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i-Ron 9:50 Fri Aug 14
Payet - we need a song

The bloke is magic. Let's get a catchy song for him because he's going to piss all over them tomorrow and he deserves it.

One Rule - You can't use the same old shitty songs we always hear. That's the I wanna go hooooooome one I mean in particular. Use your nut yeah?

hammerintheorient 3:07 Fri Oct 30
Re: Payet - we need a song

Dmitri Payet, twenty-seven!
On earth he runs a football heaven!

ajc123 5:23 Thu Oct 29
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Gavros is the winner,

Jack_El_Biscuit 5:10 Thu Oct 29
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Today (Smashing Pumpkins)

Payet is the greatest
Player ever seen
Better than Cabaye
and possibly Gary Breen

Saul Bollox 4:57 Thu Oct 29
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To You Are My Sunshine

His name is Payet
And he aint gay-eh
He makes us happy when skies are grey,
The crowd all say-eh
He can't half play-eh,
So please don't take our Dimitri away.

Gavros 4:51 Thu Oct 29
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so much jealousy....

Johnson 4:51 Thu Oct 29
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NEVER in the history of world football have the phrases great pass, close control EVER featured in a football chant.

stewie griffin 4:49 Thu Oct 29
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Somebody give him a fucking job, ffs

Gavros 4:49 Thu Oct 29
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right here's a go:

Dimitri Payet, used to play for Marseille
is a wizard with the ball, great pass, close control
playing out of the hole, knows how to score a goal
But he had had enough one day, set his heart on the UK

Woooo-oooo--oooo

And this is what he said:

West Ham Por Moi
West Ham Por Moi
West Ham Por Moi moi moi moi
West Ham Por Moi

Woooo-oooo--oooo

West Ham Por Moi

Gavros 3:48 Thu Oct 29
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yeah its just working out vocals catchy enough to make people remember as the verse is a bit of a drone.

Far Cough 3:39 Thu Oct 29
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Gavros, that would be a great song for Payet if we could get some words for it, can you imagine the whole stadium rocking to the ooooooooooooh weh ooooooooooo weh, bit?

Gavros 3:31 Thu Oct 29
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West Ham Por Moi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v98HEQvtpgo

I would make up something about Payet being great and having the choice of where to go and he says "West Ham Por Moi". But i cant be bothered to write it.

madeeasy 3:29 Thu Oct 29
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Dapablo 2:50 Thu Oct 29

voted

ajc123 3:20 Thu Oct 29
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Why thank you Fortunes

Fortunes Hiding 3:10 Thu Oct 29
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Ajc

1/10

ajc123 3:08 Thu Oct 29
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We need something more sophisticated than all off this, something on a par with Di Canio's La Donna E Mobile. How about La Marseillaise? Feel free to add or bastardise:

Across the land they say who is he?
We say Dimitri Payet
Who makes the best play, and scores the goals
It's Dimitri Payet
For West Ham he gives his all
With total skill on the ball
We'll win the league, we'll win the cup and take them all
With Dimitri Payet

Dapablo 2:51 Thu Oct 29
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*Dimitri :)

Dapablo 2:50 Thu Oct 29
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http://www.skysports.com/pfa-fans-player-of-the-month-vote/premier-league

If it takes your fancy give Dimitre a vote!

Bill W 1:04 Sun Oct 25
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Someone said this earlier in the thread, I can't be arsed to credit it. It should definitely say "he plays for west ham" rather than "he's super slav's man"
Other than that, decent tune, not the best , no " donna e mobile" but so what, at least it is better than all you cunts who sing "they reach the sky" rather than " nearly reach the sky"

You lot should be fucking shot

Driz 12:48 Sun Oct 25
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Dimitri responds to HIS SONG.

Sounds settled and determined.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/west-hams-song-dimitri-payet-6692482

appyhammer78 2:42 Wed Oct 21
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it should be this

we've got payet
dmitri payet
i just don't think you understand
he's super slavs man
he's better than zidane
we love payet at west ham

the version at palace goes flat at the end

who sanctioned this FFS??

dicksie3 12:00 Wed Oct 21
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Someone will probably tell me that the Joey Cole 'Gold' and Fat Frank's 'I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas' chants were first made-up by fucking PRESTON NORTH END fans, next, in 1993!...

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